|—||Pamela Ann, Chasing Imperfection (via simply-quotes)|
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
what time is it
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
How to put on Jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right
just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting
dont forget this gem:
this entire post just made my day
Synchronized Swimming is so majestic
"no i wan swimming"
college in a nutshell
i cried looking at these. gawd I’m so emotional. the kissing booth one got me.
In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night
Yeah I was not expecting this to be so popular